That one obnoxious guy at the sporting event

You know how it is. Everyone is there nice and early and setup on the hillside in preparation to watch the live sporting event. Half an hour before it starts, this one group of drunks with their oversized flags push their way through the crowd and find a tiny patch of grass right in the middle of everyone. The ringleader, and the most drunk of the lot refuses to move out of the way of the people that were there hours before. He's drunk and and stands blocking the people's view, and of course gets egged on by some drunk bogans nearby. He gets his comeuppance by the end of the event though. Bird poops on him, struck by lightning, hit in the head by the cricket/foot/ golf ball, and other things I haven't thought of quite yet.